As big as Theo? And that is supposed to be an incentive to introduction? Let me tell you, its very different when you have a daughter. With a son, you wish for his future many years of shagging his brains out. With a daughter, you're getting quotes on an electric fence for the front yard as a deterrent to the boys.
In that vein, good to see you're introducing Junior Bastard to porn early. >nods approval<
Fatherhood is very cool. Its like you get this warm buzz, telling you, "Welcome to humanity."
Listen, I've got to go because we've got a typhoon screaming this way and the last ferry home will leave very soon, but keep in touch, ok?
