I know you're joking, but if it wasn't for bush and his damn "war", oh, I mean Iraqi "liberation", the boston police wouldn't have acted that way!
No, if it wasn't for our marble-mouthed incompetent mayor overreacting the Boston police wouldn't have acted that way. Your punishment for being a bad alt with a lousy name who incorrectly identified the root cause of said incident is that you have to snuggle and spoon with Rex.