Originally Posted By: Mott the Hoople
no you dumb tard I'm a girl so I can't jerk off! not that you'd know what a girl can do living in your moms basement jerking off to bush 3!


Actually, females can jerk off. "Jerk off" is just a slang term for masturbation, which women can do. You'd know that if you weren't obsessed with taking man chowder in the face, whomod.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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