Originally Posted By: YourMommy
 Originally Posted By: David Canary
 Originally Posted By: YourMommy
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: PCG342
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Whomod's having a "Grumpy Queen" day. He's on the gay rag.

Please take some Midol, you grumpy ol' queer.


"Gay rag?"

So, that basically means his asshole's bleeding?


Thanks for explaining the joke, shithead. The next time you're thinking of responding to one of my posts? Choose to take your "landlord" into your mouth instead.


Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe. Where did your father and I go wrong raising you? Using such language. Where did you even learn such things? Well, I guess there's nothing to do but explain to you that oral sex between a man and a woman or a man and a man or a woman and a man is something adults like to do. And, one day, maybe it will happen to you too! I mean, of course, by someone outside your father, brothers and I.

Love you,
Mom


Well, I'm guessing it was when you home schooled him. That might not have been so bad if you hadn't spent all your class time teaching him how to toss your salad.


Then he shouldn't have signed up for Salad Tossing 101 as his elective. He could have taken sewing, cooking, typing or cock sucking instead. It was his choice.

Love,
Mom


The ladies love the buttplay, whomod. Are you still mad that I stole what you think was your spot in class?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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