Whomod's having a "Grumpy Queen" day. He's on the gay rag.
Please take some Midol, you grumpy ol' queer.
"Gay rag?"
So, that basically means his asshole's bleeding?
Thanks for explaining the joke, shithead. The next time you're thinking of responding to one of my posts? Choose to take your "landlord" into your mouth instead.
Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe. Where did your father and I go wrong raising you? Using such language. Where did you even learn such things? Well, I guess there's nothing to do but explain to you that oral sex between a man and a woman or a man and a man or a woman and a woman is something adults like to do. And, one day, maybe it will happen to you too! I mean, of course, by someone outside your father, brothers and I.
Love you,
Mom
Weirdest alt yet, whomod. Scary that your latest alt feeds into your fantasy of fellating me and a few of the other posters. Scary, but not surprising, whomod.
Oh Joe. Sweetheart...don't you even recognize your own Mother? Good heavens, what did those Priests do to you at that awful, awful sleepaway camp you went to?
It's me, honey...Mommy. Momma. Come here and let me give you a big hug.
Maybe later, I'll express some milk from my breasts for lunch. Would you like that Sweetie?
Love,
Mommy
Oooooooooooooooh yeah Mama. How you think I got my love of COCK!
Oh honey, you get that from your father's side of the family.
I remember when your father took me home to meet his family. This was before we got married. When I walked into that house and saw your grandfather buggering your Uncle Johnny, I was a little shocked, but then when I went to the kitchen to see your grandmother wearing kneepads and orally servicing Uncle Tim, I knew I had found the man of my dreams.
Kisses,
Mom
Weird that whomod's somehow managed to combine his own history of molestation with the fantasies he has of me while simultaneously talking to himself. This meltdown is damn fun to watch!
Sweetie, Mommy here, again. I know the numerous times I accidentally dropped you on your head caused some lasting brain damage, but you've got to remember to take your cues from the language being used. Wasn't it just a minute ago in another thread that you used "quicking" instead of "quickly". Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
See, here, I'm using the correct language by saying "Your" father, not "My" father. Do you understand the difference?
Here, let me give you an example:
"Your father" that means Daddy, Sweetums, "loves to shove his cock in your brother's asses"
Now compare that to the following:
"My father" that's Grandpa Sam, Sweetie, "is a heterosexual, unlike your dad."
Does that help?
I sure hope so.
Kisses,
Mom
