that's nothing, a black man, a white man, and a far easterner are driving down a highway together. they are then pulled over by a lady cop, who agrees to wave the ticket provided the combined penis length of their penis's are 12 inches.
Its a cool day and the black man is nervous, and when measured, he only reaches 6.5 inches. The white guy is also nervous and has ED. He only reaches 5 inches.
11.5 inches so far
The East asian walks up and when measured reaches 1/2 an inch exactly.
So as they are driving off, the Asian says, "You guys better be happy that i was hard"
encyclopedic knowledge of ethnic penises. yep it's whomod....