RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Games and Tech The fate of the X-Box 360?

All these rock stars,man. Every single God damned one of them. Right after Jon Lenin died, we should've gotten the Partridge Family bus and driven around. Elvis Presley should have been so you can remember Elvis in a nice way. Wouldn't it be nice to remember Elvis with a big head? Maybe that gold suit. Wouldn't that be nice? Because how do you remember Elvis? You know how you remember Elvis.Creepy! Oh man I should've saved that! I coulda made some money off of that! Damn man! A ding dang do!"

That's why Jesus died when he did. Oh yeah. Because if he lived to be 40, he woulda ended up like Elvis, come on! Oh yeah, he had that big enterauge. Twelve guys willing to do whatever he wanted to do. He was famous already at that point. "Damn, I'm the son of God.Where's Mary Magdeline, Come on now!

I'm going to hell for that bit. And don't try to get out of it, "We didn't laugh. "Shut up! Get on the bus with You're going right to hell!" And you know what hell is folks. It's Andy Gibb, And you have to wear orange plaid bell bottoms and sit next to the Bay City Rollers. "How you guys doing?"

I was reading an interview with Keith Richards in a magazine. Keith Richards! Says that kids do drugs! Keith, We have to wait 'till you die and smoke pot and fuck the kettle.