Hey joe, what was your mom's number again? I was looking for a booty call tonight, and what with your mom being a whore and all....
My mom's retired, but I can lend you Halotard for an hour or two. He's pretty much broken in.
By the way, do you know just how COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL it is that your name is "killer" spelled backwards? It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL!
x (another bitch for my collection)
