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cuz none of them damn vegans eat meat! I say, "you're crazy vegetable eater! Steak is good!" and they say "no! burn in the fire and die evil asshole!" and I'm "ok, so can i has my cheeseburger now?" and they say "$2.59 at the next window. please pull around."

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Those vegans are rather militant, come to think of it...




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I've known a few cool, non-militant vegans. But, they are rather few and far between. Most of them are complete douche bags that really need to chill out and enjoy the bacon.

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Since all cows are tamed, wouldn't the end to milk and cheese lead to a mass "genocide" of the cow population who with no more purpose, would become extinct


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 Originally Posted By: pelvis thrustly
I've known a few cool, non-militant vegans.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: pelvis thrustly
I've known a few cool, non-militant vegans.


Liar


Actually, I'll bet he's telling the truth, sort of. He probably mistook their malnutrion for laidbackedness.


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how do Vegans get proteins to build muscles


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any sort of bean will pretty much give you protein, most popular for this though is soy bean, which is great for building lean muscle.

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 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
any sort of bean will pretty much give you protein, most popular for this though is soy bean, which is great for building lean muscle.



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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: pelvis thrustly
I've known a few cool, non-militant vegans.


Liar


Actually, I'll bet he's telling the truth, sort of. He probably mistook their malnutrion for laidbackedness.


Nah, they were pretty healthy. They were just non-militant. They didn't support PETA and they worked in food service handling/cooking cuts of meat. They just didn't eat any of the butchered goodness.

I'm not trying to give a gross intrepretation of vegans. Most of them are complete douchebags. But, occasionally, you can find a good one.

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Vegetables are for moonshine, dumbass.


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 Originally Posted By: iggy
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 Originally Posted By: pelvis thrustly
I've known a few cool, non-militant vegans.


Liar


Actually, I'll bet he's telling the truth, sort of. He probably mistook their malnutrion for laidbackedness.


Nah, they were pretty healthy. They were just non-militant. They didn't support PETA and they worked in food service handling/cooking cuts of meat. They just didn't eat any of the butchered goodness.


Those are simply your everyday, average vegetarian




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 Originally Posted By: Chant
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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
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 Originally Posted By: pelvis thrustly
I've known a few cool, non-militant vegans.


Liar


Actually, I'll bet he's telling the truth, sort of. He probably mistook their malnutrion for laidbackedness.


Nah, they were pretty healthy. They were just non-militant. They didn't support PETA and they worked in food service handling/cooking cuts of meat. They just didn't eat any of the butchered goodness.


Those are simply your everyday, average vegetarian


Nope, they were full on vegans in their own dietary habits. No meat, cheese, milk, or any other animal/animal by-product. They just thought that it wasn't their job to preach to others about the "gospel" of veganism.

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I want to beat the shit out of a vegan.


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 Originally Posted By: Fartspray
I want to beat the shit out of a vegan.



I'm with you, but I'm man enough to admit to running scared everytime I see them.

One can't be too careful, that shit might be contagious y'know




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 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: Fartspray
I want to beat the shit out of a vegan.



I'm with you, but I'm man enough to admit to running scared everytime I see them.

One can't be too careful, that shit might be contagious y'know


It isn't really the veganism that is contagious, it is herpes from all the free love.

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 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: Fartspray
I want to beat the shit out of a vegan.



I'm with you, but I'm man enough to admit to running scared everytime I see them.

One can't be too careful, that shit might be contagious y'know


It isn't really the veganism that is contagious, it is herpes from all the free love.



Well yeah, but at least Herpes can be fun to catch




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And, if you catch it, you automatically become good at and really enjoy activities like kayaking, mountain biking, and playing tennis.

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 Originally Posted By: iggy
And, if you catch it, you automatically become good at and really enjoy activities like kayaking, mountain biking, and playing tennis.


Oh? so it's not all bad?




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 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: iggy
And, if you catch it, you automatically become good at and really enjoy activities like kayaking, mountain biking, and playing tennis.


Oh? so it's not all bad?


Comercials don't lie. Do they?

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 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: iggy
And, if you catch it, you automatically become good at and really enjoy activities like kayaking, mountain biking, and playing tennis.


Oh? so it's not all bad?


Comercials don't lie. Do they?


I'm not sure, though I have to admit, I've never have hot, oily strippers come at me when I take a sip from a Coke Zero

But I suppose you're partly right, I've never gone kayaking, I haven't owned a moutainbike and I suck at tennis. That must mean I don't have Herpes

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 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: iggy
And, if you catch it, you automatically become good at and really enjoy activities like kayaking, mountain biking, and playing tennis.


Oh? so it's not all bad?


Comercials don't lie. Do they?


I'm not sure, though I have to admit, I've never have hot, oily strippers come at me when I take a sip from a Coke Zero

But I suppose you're partly right, I've never gone kayaking, I haven't owned a moutainbike and I suck at tennis. That must mean I don't have Herpes


Yay, you're STFree.

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 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: iggy
And, if you catch it, you automatically become good at and really enjoy activities like kayaking, mountain biking, and playing tennis.


Oh? so it's not all bad?


Comercials don't lie. Do they?


I'm not sure, though I have to admit, I've never have hot, oily strippers come at me when I take a sip from a Coke Zero

But I suppose you're partly right, I've never gone kayaking, I haven't owned a moutainbike and I suck at tennis. That must mean I don't have Herpes


Yay, you're STFree.


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