Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
Pariah,

First off I would write her some poetry. If your are not a poet, cut and paste Hot Love lyrics from Twisted Sister's "Love Is For Suckers" album. Chicks cannot resist this, and as Twisted Sister is a high octane testosterone band, most likely she has never heard the song.

Second, send her pictures of puppies, they don't have to be yours but tell her they are yours. If the relationship continues and she comes to your place simply tell her you gave them away to a needy family that lost their puppies during Hurricane Katrina.

Last but most importantly tell her you are a good listener. Make sure you listen closely to her response if you don't it will blow the whole "I'm a good listener" shtick.

I hope this helps.


-basamas


I'll try that. Thanks.

You guys are the best!



you've done well here today, you deserve it. my proudest moment was when you got them to unlock their board, then you didnt register anyways, and now they are crying becasue you harassed them into it, for no reason. brilliant.