The "Too Long; Too Stupid; Too Retarded; Didn't Read" acronym is actually as well known on the internetz as Chocolate Rain.
Well excuse me for having an actual life away from a computer. Speaking of which...24,000 +/- posts? Jesus Christ, man, get up off your chair and take a walk or something. When's the last time you kissed a girl (Mom's don't count)?
Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
