joe mama who will you sign up as?
Why, I'll sign up as...Joe Mama! No deception needed!
Joe Mama: Coming Soon to Insurgency. Because he don' need to hide behind fake IDs.
As if you could decieve us at this point

Never miss a chance to pat yourself on the back, do ya?
It kills you, doesn't it? I'm actually going to sign up as myself (as opposed to using a fake ID like you did, pussy)! Worse yet, Sikkbones and Iggy have already greenlit me to join! I only wish I knew YourMommy's IF name so I can scout to see if he's just one of your buttboys or an actual poster that I'll look forward to talking to.
Joe Mama: Coming Soon to Insurgency. And Halo's already shitting himself.
Hi Sweetie, Mommy's back. Did you miss me? Awwww...it's good to see you too, my special, funny little man.
You know you can come visit Mommy over at the Insurgency any time. Over there (and here as well) I'm Captain Zzap! I'm a Co-Admin and will GLADLY approve your registration, just like I did Rob's last evening.
Unfortunately punkin' Mummy's got a lot of errands to do today so I can't stay and play right now. But Mummy will be back later. I sure hope to see you.
Love,
Mommy