I don't know who Halo is.

His friends sound like real pussies if Joe Mama pwn3d them.

Not a lot of business in Colorado for fat hermaphrodite hookers.

A half-dollar won't work; I'd end up saving it in my pocket with the cool dollar coins I picked up.

Squeaks, I love ya, but you know I can't part with my penii! None of them. It's sad, but I'm really attached to them.

And SugarCookieMama is too busy at work. She never has time to just snuggle anymore. \:\(


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"