I like soda! And kwink blew me off. I wasn't feelin' the love, a'ight? Sometimes things like this happen and I can't make the peen work for me, okay? you happy now? Now that everyone knows my dirty little secret?


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"