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He's been on the computer since yesterday. He keeps getting really mad and then his voice changes.
Why is he grabbing one of mommies dresses?
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Because sweety, some very mean spirited closet homos got splinters in their ass during a fag-stag party. They blame your father Whomod, the only heterosexual male on the board, for their discomfort and unfairly attacked you and your mother.
Wow you guys are getting really pathetic, deleating my sig like that.
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Because sweety, some very mean spirited closet homos got splinters in their ass during a fag-stag party. They blame your father Whomod, the only heterosexual male on the board, for their discomfort and unfairly attacked you and your mother. **SOB** It's true! Mommy
What's A Mother To Do?
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butt sex, its whats for dinner
Wow you guys are getting really pathetic, deleating my sig like that.
"We don't delete threads here. BSAMS and mxy are enough of a deterrent for mods abusing their powers like that." - Joe mama; De Jure[
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An Arab, Frenchman, American and a Mexican are riding down the highway. The Arab picks up an AK-47. He shoots a couple of rounds and then throws the gun out the window. The American asks him why he through the gun out the window and the Arab says they have so many of those where he is from he doesn't care about what happens to them.
The Frenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws it out the window. The American asks him why he tossed it. The Frenchman says they have so much of it where he is from he doesn't care what happens to it.
The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window.
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that's nothing, a black man, a white man, and a far easterner are driving down a highway together. they are then pulled over by a lady cop, who agrees to wave the ticket provided the combined penis length of their penis's are 12 inches.
Its a cool day and the black man is nervous, and when measured, he only reaches 6.5 inches. The white guy is also nervous and has ED. He only reaches 5 inches.
11.5 inches so far
The East asian walks up and when measured reaches 1/2 an inch exactly.
So as they are driving off, the Asian says, "You guys better be happy that i was hard"
Wow you guys are getting really pathetic, deleating my sig like that.
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that's nothing, a black man, a white man, and a far easterner are driving down a highway together. they are then pulled over by a lady cop, who agrees to wave the ticket provided the combined penis length of their penis's are 12 inches.
Its a cool day and the black man is nervous, and when measured, he only reaches 6.5 inches. The white guy is also nervous and has ED. He only reaches 5 inches.
11.5 inches so far
The East asian walks up and when measured reaches 1/2 an inch exactly.
So as they are driving off, the Asian says, "You guys better be happy that i was hard" encyclopedic knowledge of ethnic penises. yep it's whomod....
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he probably has the wiki bookmarked
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by wikki you mean naked guys spread eagle on his couch...
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that's nothing, a black man, a white man, and a far easterner are driving down a highway together. they are then pulled over by a lady cop, who agrees to wave the ticket provided the combined penis length of their penis's are 12 inches.
Its a cool day and the black man is nervous, and when measured, he only reaches 6.5 inches. The white guy is also nervous and has ED. He only reaches 5 inches.
11.5 inches so far
The East asian walks up and when measured reaches 1/2 an inch exactly.
So as they are driving off, the Asian says, "You guys better be happy that i was hard" 
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"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." -- Margaret Thatcher
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinem
"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinem
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." -- -- Katharine Hepburn
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." -- Marie Corelli
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" -- Linda Ellerbee
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Hey its there version of 0n0
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Now you see, this thread is almost exactly why were here. Don't you big strong, mature men have enough fun calling each other "fags" and "cocksuckers" and all sorts of other intelligent names?
Why do you have to attack a man through his child? In my opinion, and I believe the opinion of my fellow Insurgents, there is absolutely nothing lower, more white trash than that.
IMHO, it's beneath even you guys.
Zzap!
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Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
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Hey its there version of 0n0 "Don't encourage him"-Rex
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Ok, but what I don't get about you guys is... what on earth makes you think coming here and calling us "fags" and "cocksuckers" and all sorts of other intelligent names is gonna make a difference? I mean, no one is gonna say "Oh, dude, that one guy's sig is really long... I guess it was wrong of me to insult whomod's daughter".
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Ok, but what I don't get about you guys is... what on earth makes you think coming here and calling us "fags" and "cocksuckers" and all sorts of other intelligent names is gonna make a difference? I mean, no one is gonna say "Oh, dude, that one guy's sig is really long... I guess it was wrong of me to insult whomod's daughter". What good is it going to do to ask that question? Nobodies gonna say "Mxy doesn't understand so let's go away".
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Ok, but what I don't get about you guys is... what on earth makes you think coming here and calling us "fags" and "cocksuckers" and all sorts of other intelligent names is gonna make a difference? I mean, no one is gonna say "Oh, dude, that one guy's sig is really long... I guess it was wrong of me to insult whomod's daughter". It's really a combination of things that I'd really rather not go into. But, if it were just going to be the long sig, I'd certainly agree. Suffice it to say that while I appreciate your apology, I never asked for it and it would be at least partly wrong of you to assume that that's what were after. Plus I choose to believe, perhaps incorrectly, that some of you here have some sense, even some honor and that much of the tiresome "macho" rhetoric that goes on here is just inane male posturing. If our exercise here gets even one of you to recognize that it was wrong to attack whomod using his daughter, it will have all been worth it. Think of us as missionaries of a sort. We're here to save your souls. That and an angel will get his wings, too. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Ok, but what I don't get about you guys is... what on earth makes you think coming here and calling us "fags" and "cocksuckers" and all sorts of other intelligent names is gonna make a difference? I mean, no one is gonna say "Oh, dude, that one guy's sig is really long... I guess it was wrong of me to insult whomod's daughter". What good is it going to do to ask that question? Nobodies gonna say "Mxy doesn't understand so let's go away". And may I say, Barry, you're looking as good as ever. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Ok, but what I don't get about you guys is... what on earth makes you think coming here and calling us "fags" and "cocksuckers" and all sorts of other intelligent names is gonna make a difference? I mean, no one is gonna say "Oh, dude, that one guy's sig is really long... I guess it was wrong of me to insult whomod's daughter". What good is it going to do to ask that question? Nobodies gonna say "Mxy doesn't understand so let's go away". And may I say, Barry, you're looking as good as ever. Zzap! Yeah, I'm Staying Alive.
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Ok, but what I don't get about you guys is... what on earth makes you think coming here and calling us "fags" and "cocksuckers" and all sorts of other intelligent names is gonna make a difference? I mean, no one is gonna say "Oh, dude, that one guy's sig is really long... I guess it was wrong of me to insult whomod's daughter". What good is it going to do to ask that question? Nobodies gonna say "Mxy doesn't understand so let's go away". I assumed you guys wanted us to understand that making fun of whomod's daughter was wrong. What makes you think we want you to go away?
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Ok, but what I don't get about you guys is... what on earth makes you think coming here and calling us "fags" and "cocksuckers" and all sorts of other intelligent names is gonna make a difference? I mean, no one is gonna say "Oh, dude, that one guy's sig is really long... I guess it was wrong of me to insult whomod's daughter". What good is it going to do to ask that question? Nobodies gonna say "Mxy doesn't understand so let's go away". I assumed you guys wanted us to understand that making fun of whomod's daughter was wrong. What makes you think we want you to go away? Snarf's plea for a truce. Seriously though, we don't care.
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Ok, but what I don't get about you guys is... what on earth makes you think coming here and calling us "fags" and "cocksuckers" and all sorts of other intelligent names is gonna make a difference? I mean, no one is gonna say "Oh, dude, that one guy's sig is really long... I guess it was wrong of me to insult whomod's daughter". What good is it going to do to ask that question? Nobodies gonna say "Mxy doesn't understand so let's go away". I assumed you guys wanted us to understand that making fun of whomod's daughter was wrong. What makes you think we want you to go away? Oh we do, and it was. Uh...the incessant whining for one. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Will everyone please stop fighting? I don't want daddy to hit me again. He has a bad bad temper. I don't want to end up like mommy.
He already puts shoe polish all over my face so I will know the plight of the black man. Sometimes he makes me pretend that I'm halo82 and then we play hide daddy's little leg.
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Will everyone please stop fighting? I don't want daddy to hit me again. He has a bad bad temper. I don't want to end up like mommy.
He already puts shoe polish all over my face so I will know the plight of the black man. Sometimes he makes me pretend that I'm halo82 and then we play hide daddy's little leg. I'm guessing this is either Pariah or Wonder Boy. I don't think WB would be this much of a asshole. Although Whomod has been owning him for years.
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No, I'm whomods little angel. Please don't talk about wonder boy. Daddy doesn't like that.
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It's really a combination of things that I'd really rather not go into. But, if it were just going to be the long sig, I'd certainly agree. Suffice it to say that while I appreciate your apology, I never asked for it and it would be at least partly wrong of you to assume that that's what were after. Wait, when did I apologize for anything? I honestly don't give enough of a fuck about whomod to either insult or defend him. I'm just trying to understand the logic behind your "raid", that's all. Plus I choose to believe, perhaps incorrectly, that some of you here have some sense, even some honor and that much of the tiresome "macho" rhetoric that goes on here is just inane male posturing. If our exercise here gets even one of you to recognize that it was wrong to attack whomod using his daughter, it will have all been worth it. Think of us as missionaries of a sort. We're here to save your souls. Heh, then I'm afraid you're just wasting your time. I don't know who owns the whomod's daughter alt, but whoever he is, I seriously doubt he or she is gonna apologize about anything. And the rest of us... well, as I said before, we don't really give a fuck. 
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No, I'm whomods little angel. Please don't talk about wonder boy. Daddy doesn't like that. Pariah.
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Snarf's plea for a truce. I'm pretty sure he was kidding... and if he wasn't, well, that's one guy. One who doesn't have much say in what the rest of us do, while we're at it.
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Snarf's plea for a truce. I'm pretty sure he was kidding... and if he wasn't, well, that's one guy. One who doesn't have much say in what the rest of us do, while we're at it. That's why in my next comment I said "seriously though" because I wasn't serious before. I agree he was probaly kidding.
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Uh...the incessant whining for one. Snarf is a virgin, you can't really blame him.
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That's why in my next comment I said "seriously though" because I wasn't serious before. I agree he was probaly kidding. Ohhhh, okay... Well, your friend over there seems to feel differently, guy.
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Uh...the incessant whining for one. Snarf is a virgin, you can't really blame him. He's one of the only ones who aren't whining. Oh, your joking, my bad.
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Can you please name the people who are whining?
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Can you please name the people who are whining? Joe Mama, Sammitch, Jeremy, K-nut, G-man, Wonder Boy, Nowhereman, Bastard...pretty much everyone who's fought with us. Then again, I've been the smallest part of the raid so there's probaly more.
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Why do you assume that they don't want you to be here simply because they're fighting with you? That's basically what we've come here to do with each other for years now, you know.
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Can you please name the people who are whining? Joe Mama, Sammitch, Jeremy, K-nut, G-man, Wonder Boy, Nowhereman, Bastard...pretty much everyone who's fought with us. Then again, I've been the smallest part of the raid so there's probaly more. So wait. Everyone who's contradicted you qualifies as a whiner? There's that logic of yours again.
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