ATTENTION! I AM HIS EVIL HIGHNESS, BARON EVIL! I AM A MEGOLOMANIAC OF SORTS AND I HAVE NOW REACHED YOUR BOARD. I MADE THOSE DREADFUL INSURGENTS COWER IN FEAR AT THE SHEER EVILNESS THAT IS ME! WHY, NOT FIVE MINUTES AGO, I USED THE URINATION/DEFECATION FACILITTIES AND LEFT WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AND AFTER THAT I SHOOK HANDS WITH SOME RANDOM MAN ON THE STREET, CLAIMING TO BE A COLLEGE ACQUAINTANCE! IMAGINE THE TREAT HE'S IN FOR DURING IS NEXT MEAL!
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AND AFTER THAT I SHOT A BLINDED WAR VETEREN ON THE SUBWAY, STOLE HIS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND HAVE NOW LEFT HIS WIDOW LARGE AMOUNTS OF CREDIT CARD DEBT! I'M EVIL I TELL YOU!
