HERESY! WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE?

HAVE YOU EVER SUCCESSFULLY JUGGLED KITTENS IN FRONT OF CHILDREN? AND AFTER DOING SO, LIT THE KITTENS ON FIRE AND JUGGLED THEM? AND THEN PUNTED EACH FLAMMING KITTEN INTO A CHINESE KITCHEN? AND THEN FARTED AND RAN AWAY?

I THINK NOT!