Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Not to worry, my fellow Insurgents just aren't used to the extraordinarily high level of deceit, treachery and hypocrisy that you all practice here. See, that's exactly why we have our four little rules at the Insurgency; that way we all know where we stand.


If you guys are so honest and forthright, how come you're all hiding behind avatars? See that pic to the left? 100% pure Snarf, baby!


We're not "hiding" behind avatars. It's not our fault that you don't have a rule against using avatars. And how do we know that you're not an avatar yourself?

As for that being 100% Snarf, I believe you. If it were me, though, I'd be just a little less eager to promote that publicly until I spent a few months at a gym. And at the Hair Club for Men.

Zzap!

Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."