Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Listen, I understand you hit every branch of the ugly tree on your way down, and that's why you're sensitive about not posting your picture. But don't take it out on me.


I don't get it. What makes you so certain that isn't me in my Avatar?

(Man, sometimes I just kill myself. I am that good.)

Zzap!

P.S. Thanks for reviving the whole "ugly tree branch" genre. I hadn't heard it used in the last 20 years or so.

Last edited by Captain Zzap; 2008-05-25 1:46 AM.
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."