Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Ollie North
having trouble adjusting to the fact that hypocrisy runs thick through the veins of this board


if that's the worst we're being accused of, I'll take it as a compliment.


I knew that you would. In fact, I said so in my post. Thank you for being soooo predictable.

Zzap!


should I apologize for hurting your friends' feelings? will that help bring you closure?


If you're referring to whomod and the vile posts made by "whomod's daughter", we'll tell you when we're prepared to allow you to sue for clemency.

Zzap!


I didn't ask about overhyped nonsense that's been blown sadly out of proportion. I just wanted to know what we could do to help your guys feel less butthurt in here.


Whoopsie, my bad. I misunderstood your question. As for helping us feel less butthurt, I guess I could go for a nice deep tissue massage, and if you could wash my car that would be swell. Oh, and I have some sewing that needs to be done.

When can I expect you?

Zzap!


just step on back from your computer and wait right there by the door. I'll be over any moment now.


Uh oh! Hang on a minute, I'm not wearing any clothes. I like to post in the nude.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."