Not to worry, my fellow Insurgents just aren't used to the extraordinarily high level of deceit, treachery and hypocrisy that you all practice here. See, that's exactly why we have our four little rules at the Insurgency; that way we all know where we stand.
If you guys are so honest and forthright, how come you're all hiding behind avatars? See that pic to the left? 100% pure Snarf, baby!
We're not "hiding" behind avatars. It's not our fault that you don't have a rule against using avatars. And how do we know that you're not an avatar yourself?
As for that being 100% Snarf, I believe you. If it were me, though, I'd be just a little less eager to promote that publicly until I spent a few months at a gym. And at the Hair Club for Men.
Zzap!
