heh. Hey Snarf, should I tell him I'm a girl? Waitasec! I thought you was a hermaphrodite! My heart is broken! Much like your sphincter? Zzap! how does a virgin break a sphincter? anal fissure! Inserting things into one's anal cavity doesn't break the hymen, and there preserves one's virginity. Unless the thing being inserted is really, really, really big. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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