Won't use her name. But I've always kinda had a thing for our fearless leaders woman. Something about unavailable women gets me hard.
Uh oh. Blocker crossed a line. Thank God he has the freedom to say this here. He'd surely get banned on Insurgency.
Cry "Sanctuary!", Dan!
Nah, there would be no ban for that. Not even a slap on the wrist. Of course you'll never be able to confirm that because you're still too chicken to sign up and visit us.
Tell you what, I made the same offer to King Snarf, but he went on about something or other and demanded we change the name of the boards to "King Snarf Championship" or something equally inane. Is he like that all the time? How do you guys tolerate it? Anyway, I offered Snarf my personal guarantee of safe passage; as long as you don't post hate in any fashion, hardcore porn, or attack another member's family, you'll be welcomed.
Zzap!
