There's a chance I'll get laid, small as it may be (HA! I ruined you assholes fun by making the incredibly obvious joke).
Actually, the obvious joke would involve your use of the word "small".
I personally thought the obvious joke was in "ruined assholes".
You're slowing up in your old age, boy. You used to be quicker on the draw. Its imperialist CIA college and the exposure to perverse Western influences that have fucked you up.
Yeah, well, uh... you eat poo?
Its the film industry influence. You've sold out. You aren't out practicing your quips, the Ralph Macchio of internet repartee. Wipe on, wipe off, flaccid cock gag. Instead you're making independent art films about college students who aren't in love and just fuck, and you're funded by the CIA. Keep this up and you'll get rusty. While you're arguing with your co-director over who is holding the gaffer, someone else is out there, on the web, practicing verbal ripostes and penis jokes.
Fair warning, lad, fair warning.
