Gabe Kaplan's Ghost walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, line me up six beers!"
The barkeep complies.
After Gabe Kaplan's Ghost finishes off the first beer, the bartender
asks, "So, why are ya drinkin' six beers?"
Gabe Kaplan's Ghost replies, "I'm celebrating my first blow job."
The bartender slaps the guy on the back and says, "Congratulations!
Let me give you one on the house!"
Gabe Kaplan's Ghost looks up and says, "No thanks, if six can't get the taste
out of my mouth, nothing will!"