An indian guy walks into a restaurant and has a chinese waiter. He orders a
coke and says that it tastes funny. Then the waiter says, "Me Chinese! Me
play joke! Me put pee-pee in your coke!" Pissed, the indian guy leaves.
Next a British man walks in and orders a coke. When he tells the waiter
that it tastes funy, the waiter replies: "Me Chinese! Me play joke! Me put
pee-pee in your Coke!" The British man becomes quite frustrated, and
storms out. Then an American Cowboy walks in and orders a coke. When he
tries it and he tells the waiter that it tases funny, the waiter says, "Me
Chinese! Me play joke! Me put pee-pee in your coke!" Angered, the cowboy
replies: "Oh yeah? Well then Me Cowboy! Me shoot fast! Me cap bullet up
your @$$!" And shoots him.
A japanese guy walks into the bar and says get me a coke. The bartender
does and the japanese guys says mmm whats so good about this coke? And the
bartender says me chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke and the
japanese guy runs out. A cowboy walks in and says get me a coke and sure enough he gets the coke and says mmm whats so good about this coke? And the bartender says me chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke the cowboy stands up and
says... me cowboy me make blast me put bullet up your beeeee.......!
