Gentlemen,
I see that in my absence you've made excellent progress. In addition to the other signs of their impending defeat, they have now opted to create an alter of me.
While I'm naturally flattered (imitation being the sincerest form of flattery and all that), I'm also disappointed that it took them this long to think of doing something like that, and I'm also very disappointed with the quality of posts the imp of me is making. I have no doubt you'll be able to instantly tell the original from the moron.
Further updates include three NEW registrants at the Insurgency and of the 18 registered users online right now, almost 50% of them are Insurgents.
Your efforts do you and the Insurgency proud.
Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
| 
