[quote=britneyspearsatemyshorts]your not the real Zzap, the real Zzap was here earlier. [/quote

Of course I'm the real Zzap.

Believe me none of my Insurgents are going to be fooled by whomever your fake Zzap is. Just because you've imitated my name and avatar, you've forgotten to replicate my sig lines.

And, when you go back and correct that stupid oversight, you'll still never be able to imitate my wit, humor, and style.

Therefore, I'll continue to run rings around you, correct your spelling and grammar errors, use words you need to look up, turn your own words and ploys against you and ultimately lead my Insurgents to continue the merciless pwning of you all.

But, of course, you're welcome to waste your time trying to duplicate me.

Thanks for listening.

Zzap!

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."