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Happy birthday


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Happy Snarfday, Snarf! Party on, dude!


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Happy B-Day Snarf.


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Thenk yew veddy much.


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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Happy B-Day Snarf.



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Enjoy the birthday karaoke.


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Happy Birthday.


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Oh, thank goodness I'm back in time for Snarf's birthday.


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Cunt off Snarf you fuckpig!

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King Snarf got a gift from me - you can see it too, in the House of Pr0n.


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Enjoy the birthday karaoke.




Done!


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happy B, singing boy...



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D'oh, I was hoping for boobie pics from 'kwin. Phooey.

Oh, and Uschi?


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All hail King Snarf!

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King Snarf said:
D'oh, I was hoping for boobie pics from 'kwin. Phooey.






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He knows how to make a woman feel appreciated!



And he wonders why he dont get none!

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King Snarf said:
D'oh, I was hoping for boobie pics from 'kwin. Phooey.




I think I'm beginning to see why you have trouble with women.


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He knows how to make a woman feel appreciated!



And he wonders why he dont get none!




right?


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King Snarf said:
D'oh, I was hoping for boobie pics from 'kwin. Phooey.




I think I'm beginning to see why you have trouble with women.






And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Oh, and Uschi?




This was meant to be an appreciative smiley. But whatever.


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yes, well, right after bitching about not getting someone else's... weak sauce, dude.


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Indeed. Happy Birthday, Snarf. I got you some lessons in tact and etiquette.


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congrats snarf. now go out there and get some pussy gobdamnit!


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yes, well, right after bitching about not getting someone else's... weak sauce, dude.



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Now if Snarf had said "way to go Uschi. Now if I can just get pics of Harleys boobs, I'd have the complete set!", that would have been far better!

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D'oh, I was hoping for boobie pics from 'kwin. Phooey.




I think I'm beginning to see why you have trouble with women.









Quality.


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As your sig proves, I have a chronic case of foot-in-the-mouth disease.


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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Happy Birthday Snarf!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
D'oh, I was hoping for boobie pics from 'kwin. Phooey.

Oh, and Uschi? <img src="/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif" alt="" />


Happy birthday snarf!


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Snarf, seriously. Do something with yourself this year (not in the usual way either!). Go out, get drunk, find some lonely, desperate girl and make her uhh. . .slightly less desperate.

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seriously snarf, go to nevada get a whore. once you get some the first time the rest will come easy. it's like writers block, only with a vagina.

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
Snarf, seriously. Do something with yourself this year (not in the usual way either!). Go out, get drunk, find some lonely, desperate girl and make her uhh. . .slightly less desperate.


2 out of 3 tonight, man....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
seriously snarf, go to nevada get a whore. once you get some the first time the rest will come easy. it's like writers block, only with a vagina.



crisp 20s, man. . .crisp 20s. . .

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seriously dude, for about $250 you could get a decent prostitute, all legal like for 1/2 hr, thats more than enough time im sure....

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