you would have learned that sophomore year
They teach you to fuck corpses during sophomore?
Hell, it was his major. BA-DUM-DUM.
Zzap!
"Zzap!"
I bet you have a well-defined and strong left pinkie finger to keep pressing that z key.
I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long, but the nail on that left pinkie is short. Big palms, short fingers, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet.
But that left pinkie has got to be like a talon, bunched with muscle. "Zzap!"
Dude, I'm flattered, of course, but I'm straight. I have to say that you're not the first gay guy to be attracted to me, so don't feel bad. Who knows, in another life...
But, your obsession over my "wet, fleshy hands" is unhealthy in the extreme. There is literally no chance for any of your dreams involving my hands to come true.
However, I do think your comments are definitely sig worthy. So thanks for that.
Zzap!
