Snarf, seriously. Do something with yourself this year (not in the usual way either!). Go out, get drunk, find some lonely, desperate girl and make her uhh. . .slightly less desperate.
You want him to make them suicidal?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."