How do you actually say that? With a mild stutter?
z-zap?
ZZZZap?
You have to bring your front teeth together and then push with your tongue for the "z" sound. Then you end with an explosive "p", forcing air from between your lips. Its a sensual choice of a user name. Its pregnant with possibilities.
The "Captain" bit is like lingerie. Unnecessary but good for a bit of a tease.
Zzap! Zzap!
I bet it makes him feel dirty, to say it out loud. None of his real life friends would know his internet user name is the sound a car battery makes when attached to his nipples.
Yes, the same way that your SN screams of the hope that when a chick is so down on her luck as to go through the alphabet looking for a man to dick here that when she gets to Daves, you'll be at the top of the list.
