first off, please do not type things to me or make eye contact with me. in the future, when your services are needed, i'll let you know and make my nuts available to you. but until such time, i ask that you look away.
secondly, i don't co-admin. i am gob. you can wish to be like me, but i have no desire to join up with you or visit your "gay surgery" or whatever the name of your group is.
you're free to stay here. you can do or post whatever you want. you'll not bother me or anyone else here, so please have fun with your time. its true, i don't really like posts with ornate signature images, but thats more so a choice than a rule. enormous signature images are for shitheads, and i choose not to be one.
however, just because i establish no rules here, do not think i am without ultimate power. you'll notice, as an example of my power, not only did i edit your name to be ridiculously flaming ("Captain Zzap"! hahaha) but i've also gone through every post of yours and made an edit -- adding a fruity quasi-signature beneath your commentary. from this point forward, every post you make will end with "Zzap!"
