Come join the Insurgency. As a Co-Admin, I'll protect you and make sure no one scares you. It'll give your bruises time to heal. Maybe get some reconstructive surgery on your sphincter so you can stop wearing Depends. Hell, I'll even make you a Mod.
first off, please do not type things to me or make eye contact with me. in the future, when your services are needed, i'll let you know and make my nuts available to you. but until such time, i ask that you look away.
secondly, i don't co-admin. i am gob. you can wish to be like me, but i have no desire to join up with you or visit your "gay surgery" or whatever the name of your group is.
you're free to stay here. you can do or post whatever you want. you'll not bother me or anyone else here, so please have fun with your time. its true, i don't really like posts with ornate signature images, but thats more so a choice than a rule. enormous signature images are for shitheads, and i choose not to be one.
however, just because i establish no rules here, do not think i am without ultimate power. you'll notice, as an example of my power, not only did i edit your name to be ridiculously flaming ("Captain Zzap"! hahaha) but i've also gone through every post of yours and made an edit -- adding a fruity quasi-signature beneath your commentary. from this point forward, every post you make will end with "Zzap!"
Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Zzap!
see?
you already look silly.
sincerely, gob
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
