you would have learned that sophomore year
They teach you to fuck corpses during sophomore?
Hell, it was his major. BA-DUM-DUM.
Zzap!
"Zzap!"
I bet you have a well-defined and strong left pinkie finger to keep pressing that z key.
I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long, but the nail on that left pinkie is short. Big palms, short fingers, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet.
But that left pinkie has got to be like a talon, bunched with muscle. "Zzap!"
Dude, I'm flattered, of course, but I'm faggy. I have to say that I'm not the first gay guy to be attracted to other gay guys, so I don't feel bad. Who knows, in another life I could have been straight...
But, my wet, fleshy hands are unhealthy in the extreme. I really need to start using antibacterial soap. There is literally no chance for any of my dreams involving my hands and your cocks to come true.
However, I do think your comments are definitely sig worthy. So thanks for that.
Now if it's all the same to you, I really need to finish putting the negligé on my cat.
Zzap!
