quote:Originally posted by Uschi: NO! It really was! Here, I'll read it to you.
Ok. The mouse is sitting at his computer typing a letter. It reads "Dear President Bush, There are 192 countries. So far, you've only bombed two. Even if you win re-election, you only have 65 months left in office. If we are to get them all, you will need to bomb three per month from here on out. <Goat walks in.> For us to sustain that kind of pace, you will need to stop wasting time asking the U.N. and Congress for approval. They are silly girly-girls. P.S. If we have extra time, I suggest hitting France more than once."
Goat says, "Don't tell me you're gonna send a letter like that to the president of the United States... they're gonna investigate you for being such a whacko.
Cut to oval office President Bush: "Okay... October is Mexico, Canada and Hawaii." Someone else: "No, no, sir. Hawaii's ours."
