RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Theres an opening in the Nature Boys!

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Originally posted by Uschi:
NO! It really was! Here, I'll read it to you.

Ok. The mouse is sitting at his computer typing a letter. It reads
"Dear President Bush,
There are 192 countries. So far, you've only bombed two. Even if you win re-election, you only have 65 months left in office. If we are to get them all, you will need to bomb three per month from here on out. <Goat walks in.> For us to sustain that kind of pace, you will need to stop wasting time asking the U.N. and Congress for approval. They are silly girly-girls. P.S. If we have extra time, I suggest hitting France more than once."

Goat says, "Don't tell me you're gonna send a letter like that to the president of the United States... they're gonna investigate you for being such a whacko.

Cut to oval office
President Bush: "Okay... October is Mexico, Canada and Hawaii."
Someone else: "No, no, sir. Hawaii's ours."

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Originally posted by Drzsmith:
By way of top secret e-mailing process some of you have been nominated for NB status Bsams has nominated PJP,I chose kinda sorta,Mxy picked Uschi,Nowhereman says Misterjla and Franta went with Kristogar. Now whomever proves himself best wins,we are gonna need links as proof,so get out there you queers!

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Originally posted by Uschi:
NO! It really was! Here, I'll read it to you.

Ok. The mouse is sitting at his computer typing a letter. It reads
"Dear President Bush,
There are 192 countries. So far, you've only bombed two. Even if you win re-election, you only have 65 months left in office. If we are to get them all, you will need to bomb three per month from here on out. <Goat walks in.> For us to sustain that kind of pace, you will need to stop wasting time asking the U.N. and Congress for approval. They are silly girly-girls. P.S. If we have extra time, I suggest hitting France more than once."

Goat says, "Don't tell me you're gonna send a letter like that to the president of the United States... they're gonna investigate you for being such a whacko.

Cut to oval office
President Bush: "Okay... October is Mexico, Canada and Hawaii."
Someone else: "No, no, sir. Hawaii's ours."

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Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
You also flipped out on me for having a different opinion over whether a couple of tennis players were on steroids. So don't give that bs "only if they're being hypocrites," you have a serious problem with people disagreeing with you.

To answer your questions,
1) 11, I've said it lots of times before and
2) I hung out with my friends all week, at their houses then at the fair for a couple of days, then caught a movie. What this proves is beyond me, but there you go.

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Originally posted by Uschi:
NO! It really was! Here, I'll read it to you.

Ok. The mouse is sitting at his computer typing a letter. It reads
"Dear President Bush,
There are 192 countries. So far, you've only bombed two. Even if you win re-election, you only have 65 months left in office. If we are to get them all, you will need to bomb three per month from here on out. <Goat walks in.> For us to sustain that kind of pace, you will need to stop wasting time asking the U.N. and Congress for approval. They are silly girly-girls. P.S. If we have extra time, I suggest hitting France more than once."

Goat says, "Don't tell me you're gonna send a letter like that to the president of the United States... they're gonna investigate you for being such a whacko.

Cut to oval office
President Bush: "Okay... October is Mexico, Canada and Hawaii."
Someone else: "No, no, sir. Hawaii's ours."

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Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
You also flipped out on me for having a different opinion over whether a couple of tennis players were on steroids. So don't give that bs "only if they're being hypocrites," you have a serious problem with people disagreeing with you.

To answer your questions,
1) 11, I've said it lots of times before and
2) I hung out with my friends all week, at their houses then at the fair for a couple of days, then caught a movie. What this proves is beyond me, but there you go.

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Originally posted by PJP:
.....as for the tennis players......you were blatantly wrong and were peddling false information. (Serena and Venus are on steroids)

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Originally posted by PJP:
That is a very funny joke. What comic strip was it?

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Originally posted by Captain Howdy:
I dont care how old or young Kristogar is,I`ll still keep taking the piss outta him........but in a humorous way!

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Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:

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Originally posted by PJP:
.....as for the tennis players......you were blatantly wrong and were peddling false information. (Serena and Venus are on steroids)

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This is exactly what I'm talking about. I'm "blatantly wrong" because I have a different opinion than you.

It was a matter of opinion, because they've never tested positive for steroids(and yes, they've been tested many times). You were the one peddling false information, saying that Serena complained about suggestions for new testing rules when it was JCap.

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Originally posted by Captain Howdy:
I dont care how old or young Kristogar is,I`ll still keep taking the piss outta him........but in a humorous way!

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I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Originally posted by PJP:
Dude look at them......they aren't normal girls. They belong in the WWE.

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Originally posted by PJP:

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Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:

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Originally posted by PJP:
.....as for the tennis players......you were blatantly wrong and were peddling false information. (Serena and Venus are on steroids)

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This is exactly what I'm talking about. I'm "blatantly wrong" because I have a different opinion than you.

It was a matter of opinion, because they've never tested positive for steroids(and yes, they've been tested many times). You were the one peddling false information, saying that Serena complained about suggestions for new testing rules when it was JCap.

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Dude look at them......they aren't normal girls. They belong in the WWE. They've been tested in controled scheduled tests......they were screaming bloody murder when it was suggested the tests be random..........doesn't that tell you something. Anybody can pass a scheduled drug test.

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Originally posted by PJP:
Dude look at them......they aren't normal girls. They belong in the WWE. They've been tested in controled scheduled tests......they were screaming bloody murder when it was suggested the tests be random..........doesn't that tell you something. Anybody can pass a scheduled drug test.

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Originally posted by Krenny:
I didn't.

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Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:

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Originally posted by PJP:
Dude look at them......they aren't normal girls. They belong in the WWE. They've been tested in controled scheduled tests......they were screaming bloody murder when it was suggested the tests be random..........doesn't that tell you something. Anybody can pass a scheduled drug test.

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Once again, PJP...Serena did not say a word of complaint about the random testing, and she's the one with the muscle, not Venus. JCap was the other person to "scream bloody murder" about the testing, so I guess that makes her a suspect for steroids, right? After all, she's not built like a normal girl either...

And even if the testing is scheduled that's not proof. You need a helluva lot more than that to call me "blatantly wrong."

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Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
In fact, Petr Korda and Mats Wilander have both tested positive for drugs in the past, so apparently not everybody can pass a scheduled test.

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Originally posted by PJP:

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Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
In fact, Petr Korda and Mats Wilander have both tested positive for drugs in the past, so apparently not everybody can pass a scheduled test.

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First off......that just makes them idiots.......Secondly they should have told the testers that they eat Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins for breakfast everyday.

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Well, considering Wilander was positive for cocaine of all things, I don't know if that would fly.

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Originally posted by PJP:
What comic strip was it?

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Originally posted by PJP:
Jaburg should be a Nature Boy. He's the funniest guy on the boards.

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Originally posted by Uschi:

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Originally posted by PJP:
Jaburg should be a Nature Boy. He's the funniest guy on the boards.

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Bend your knees! And pucker them lips. Move your head like this- and give that butt a kiss!

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I'm a huge Jaburg fan.......I don't hide my admiration for the man.......Jake makes me laugh on a regular basis. He doesn't mind that I'm a psychopath either......he accepts me for who I am.

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Originally posted by PJP:
Jaburg should be a Nature Boy. He's the funniest guy on the boards.

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Originally posted by PJP:
Jaburg should be a Nature Boy. He's the funniest guy on the boards.

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Originally posted by TK-069:

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Originally posted by PJP:
Jaburg should be a Nature Boy. He's the funniest guy on the boards.

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But LLance is the sexiest!

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Originally posted by Uschi:
I get the Denver Post because we got a year at 12 cents an issue and because they came to our door. Now THAT's service. However, I live ~80 miles away from the Southmost point of Denver. I live in a whole other city. It makes little sense.

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Originally posted by Drzsmith:

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Originally posted by PJP:
Jaburg should be a Nature Boy. He's the funniest guy on the boards.

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Jaburgs funny,but he doesnt compare to bsams,ROY,nowhereman and mxy. Those guys are the funniest on the boards.

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Agreed, but you need to include yerself in there. You can do it, when you want to!