RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts The super secret RKMBs raid planning thread just for RKMBs members and not gaysurgery posters

I will continue to quote halo82 and say "sincerely, retarded fucknut." because it makes me laugh.

So you are sincere about being a fucknut?

Damn, sorry, ruined your thread.

also, he will continue to fuck socks.

Rex, baby! I got a tingle in my girl parts

Ah SydB and Halo 82. Two youngsters always claiming that they have a higher calling (school the forces) but always coming back to the Internet to gain some measure of smug self-satsfaction in their watsed lives.

The collective is not surprised by this.

No! NO! THEY SAW OUR PLANS!

THE SHAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEE

If I knew for certain you weren't a homosexual, I'd flirt with you. Your loss

Yes yes try flirting with real men in the real worlds, if you can leave yuour computer for long enough. Maybe you won't go telling other posters that another member has lost a child this time.

Sincerely, retarded fucknut.

I won't believe it until I see pics of said event.

Syd B gets a tingle when she shares secrets about other members' tragedies with strangers on the interbnet. Travel with caution.

That means she'll fit in here.

If your loved one has lost a child do not te;ll her about it. She will only tell us.

Ha! Jokes on you! I don't have any loved ones!

passing personal information over the interweb?

It's Whomod so he probably does have girl parts.

I hear gay surgeons make terrible proctologists.

I hear you're not funny.

I heard the news today oh boy.

No, you misunderstood. They said, "Ziggy isn't funny."

Yes, truth is that I did laugh so hard at my Ziggy comment that I cried.

Try again.

MOTIEMAN!

Shhhh, he's telling you to be quiet!

Hey kids,

Having fun yet? Gosh, I sure hope so.

The best is yet to come. I promise.

Zzap!

P.S. Thanks to whomever added the new moties.

I guess zzap has spent enough time with the kids already...

This is the weekend he was gonna be a dead beat dad because he was too busy defending whomod's daughter's internet honor.

Ah, how nice you remembered. Did you mark it down on your calendar or was it that you're so interested in me and my life that it stuck in your head?

BTW, a deadbeat dad is someone who doesn't pay child support. Not that you'll ever have to worry about that. Unless you adopt.

Hey, when I dropped by earlier there were only six people here and two of them were mine. Are you suuuuuurrreeee we're not bothering you guys? Maybe making you tired? Perhaps annoying some of your less piggish, more humane members away? Or were you all just at the movies watching Sex and the City? I hope you guys liked it and were able to get in some good bonding time afterwards while drinking your Cosmos and getting pedicures.

If you see Pariah, please let him know that I'm still ignoring him because he's an idiot.

Thanks,
Zzap!

How's your friends doing? You know, the one you blew off when his dad died because you were too busy defending whomods internet honor.

Seriously, did you do your homework at all before coming here? Before the raid, how many people do you think we had here at the same time on an average day? The number only went up when you guys showed up, you know, with the spike in the activity and the returning members. I missed being able to check on this place more than twice a day and being able to find more than a couple of new topics.

And the off-topic forum! Did you know at one point there was talk of closing it down because, with the exception of the weekly Frank Burns spam, it's been pretty much inactive for years? We only kept it as a tribute to a better time.



Nah, we scared those away ourselves long ago!

Then I'm going to puch some people.



In the face!

Zzap!

That would be so fabulous! You wanna go to the movie with me? We could hang out afterwards and do whatever...

Yes, and we hear that drunks make the poorest of defenders for their so called insurgency boards.

I hear rumors that they're NOT finished with you guys.

And Starheartcollective, it's mean of you to use Iggy's personal problems in an internet war!

What are they gonna do? "Raid" this board with more people? Make more alts? Use this past "invasion" as an excuse to frequent gay sites and create alts named after some of us? They lost. Their reasons for "invading" changed pretty much daily. They'd get offended that we weren't following the "rules" they place on themselves. They were soundly thrashed to the point that they had to retreat to a super-secret-lick-wounds-forums that we weren't supposed to see or have access to, and some of us still gained access. And the last member of their board to retreat is the one we have the most fun batting around. Why would we want them to be "finished" with us? We've made it clear that this is the most fun we've had on the boards in a while. So let them continue their "raid" and we'll continue to smack them around and make them cry in their secret forum.

Or they can call the internet police on us. right, whomod?