See, they're not Insurgency. Even Captain Sumbitch will tell you that (or he won't and I'll just dig up his quote). I know this is gonna come as a shock, but the Insurgency aren't the only people who think you are dumb.
No, the Insurgency are the ones who retreated from here, left you alone for our amusement, and then made you mod of the super secret hide-whine-and-lick-wounds forum so you wouldn't waste their bandwidth crying about it.
"Captain Sumbitch" - another Oakleyism!
Ah yes, Oakley. Probaly the one guy you sluts get more aroused by then me.
You're gonna feel real dumb when you realize nobodies retreated. But then again, if you had any real insight you'd feel dumb just by breathing.
