That's why they invented lube, moron. when sikkbones is being cheap he puts Jelly on his dick before he goes to town on me. It hurts worse than when my uncle did it.
it's funny cause I'm projecting
I notice you don't deny it.
Denials your thing, tubby.
And getting assfucked by relatives, the Marines, and Sikkbones is yours, Halotard.
At least you're at peace with it. I'm sure it'll make the time pass easier.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock