You are really desperate if you have to ripoff lines from Look Who's Talking.
Rellik was in that movie? If so, I really don't remember him going on about how he, Rellik, wanted to fuck his mother, Captain ZZapped.
What version did you see, exactly?
The version in his dreams.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock