Isn't that kind of a desperate way to add to your porn collection, Iggy? Why not just go to Freeones and pick out some of your favorite girls/scenes/etc? Unless you're not really interested in the "hot chick" side of the equation...

 Originally Posted By: PullOutSki
I'm gonna make a bet:

99% of the posters on this board are mid-40s, virgins (except for drunken one-night-stands which the girl regretted the next day), haven't been laid in over five years, over-weight (at least enough to make a lady think twice about fucking you!!!!), losers. You're at jobs that you hate and you bring home less than $40,000 per year. If you're married, your wife would be -- by statistics -- considered fat and unattractive, and if you're unmarried, you've never BEEN married. And, to top it all off, you're unattractive. Tough luck, you douche. You're never gonna get laid again before you die.

Wanna try me?? Go ahead.

Yeah. Prove me, and Iggy, wrong. Then, I'll respect you and leave you alone.

I am from the Insurgency, and I'm not any of the previous "insurgents" that you've already encountered. To those of you who are too lazy to hack into "Random Bitching" and to those of you who have hacked into "Random Bitching": Care to guess just who the fuck I am?

Have a good day!

"Love" always,
Pull-Out-Ski

:-D




I'm gonna go with "nobody cares who you are." But that was a pretty solid pre-emptive breakdown post, so props to that.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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