You're fruit-less.
AKA, you'll never spread your seed.
Have fun in your mom's basement.
Signed,
Pull-Out-Ski
(NOTE: I am from the Insurgency, but I'm not anyone you've encountered before now. Wanna take a guess at who I am?? I'll give you a prize!! I'll promise you TITTIES!! I promise!!)

I'm going to go with "you're a tool." Past that, I can't say as I care who you are.