Maybe you and the rest of the Fab Five can come over and help me with my fashion sense?
Anything to get me and some other gay guys in your house, eh? That was the saddest attempt yet.
Fixed it for you.
And what makes you assume everyone who comes to my house comes over for sex? Are you that desperate to believe I want you as much as you want me?
Dude, seriously, you are a closet case. I'm sure there are plenty of gay guys in Boston who would pay you for a blow job or to ass ram you. Express yourself!
