Maybe you and the rest of the Fab Five can come over and help me with my fashion sense?
Anything to get me and some gay guys in your house, eh? That was the saddest attempt yet.
And what makes you assume everyone who comes to my house comes over for sex? I mean, aside from my love declarations for Sikkbones, the Navy, and whomod. Are you that insensitive to ignore how badly I want you to want me?
Dude, seriously, I don't want to be a closet case anymore. I'm sure there are plenty of gay guys in Boston who would pay for a blow job or to ass ram me. Do you know anyone???
Sorry, no. Try Craigslist or one of the websites for singles. You'll find someone...besides Beardguy, whomod, or Sikkbones.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock