This is the weekend he was gonna be a dead beat dad because he was too busy defending whomod's daughter's internet honor.
Ah, how nice you remembered. Did you mark it down on your calendar or was it that you're so interested in me and my life that it stuck in your head?
BTW, a deadbeat dad is someone who doesn't pay child support. Not that you'll ever have to worry about that. Unless you adopt.
Hey, when I dropped by earlier there were only six people here and two of them were mine. Are you suuuuuurrreeee we're not bothering you guys? Maybe making you tired? Perhaps annoying some of your less piggish, more humane members away? Or were you all just at the movies watching Sex and the City? I hope you guys liked it and were able to get in some good bonding time afterwards while drinking your Cosmos and getting pedicures.
If you see Pariah, please let him know that I'm still ignoring him because he's an idiot.
Thanks, Zzap!
Last edited by Captain Zzap; 2008-05-314:51 AM.
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
