Marc Campbell: The whole point was to find a way to practice Internet Message Board Wars without destroying ourselves. To get the servers to learn from mistakes we couldn't afford to make. Except, I never could get the DCMB to learn the most important lesson.
Prometheus: What's that?
Marc Campbell: Futility. That there's a time when you should just give up.
sneaky bunny: Wat knd of a leson is that?
Marc Campbell: Did you ever play tic-tac-toe?
sneaky: Well, DUH!
Marc Campbell: But you don't anymore.
sneaky: No, I still do!
Marc Campbell: Why?
sneaky: Because it's a fun game. It's always a tie!
Marc Campbell: ...exactly? There's no way to win. The game itself is pointless! But back at the DCMB, they believe you can win a Internet Message Board War. That there can be "acceptable losses."