Halo and Sikkbones are having ANOTHER conversation about having sex with me!
Guys, why don't you two just meet up and let nature take its course?
Joe, Halo's hjealous that i've already taken you to brokeback mountain.
I'm reminded of when Austen Powers couldn't understand how anyone could possibly have sex with Fat Bastard. But that's okay Sikk, you don't have to explain how you did it.
Tommy fantasizes all about it just before he goes to sleep.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock