Though I shouldn't laugh. Fred once had to explain that to me...
Still, Pro makes up for the above with his super duper crafty hacking skillz...
He's a bald MacGuyver...with Down Syndrome.
That ain't right.
I heard he hacked the Insurgency Forum while whitewater rafting using only his "wife's" cellphone...and his huge bike helmet.
I heard he did it with a paper clip and a stick of gum while driving the short bus...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
