Though I shouldn't laugh. Fred once had to explain that to me...
Still, Pro makes up for the above with his super duper crafty hacking skillz...
He's a bald MacGuyver...with Down Syndrome.
That ain't right.
I heard he hacked the Insurgency Forum while whitewater rafting using only his "wife's" cellphone...and his huge bike helmet.
I heard he did it with a paper clip and a stick of gum while driving the short bus...
Now you're just being silly.
No, you are!
EGADS! Cut to the quick!
Just remember, as we discuss these "rumors," that I'm the guy who broke the news that Pro is secretly the son of Johnny Rotten.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock